Marie:  I just got an email from a client thanking me for their premarital sessions.  They’re really getting something from it!

Mark:  That’s great, Sweetie!

Insert high-five.

Marie:  Forget putting “marriage counselor” on my business cards because a better description of my services is, like, a… fairy… a Happiness Fairy. (tap Mark daintily on the nose to indicate my fairy-ness)

Mark:  You want to put Happiness Fairy on your business cards?  Dork.

Marie:  I’m sorry the Happiness Fairy can’t hear negativity, what was that?

Mark:  I’m going to remind you of this Happiness Fairy stuff when you’re being mean to me.

Marie:  The Happiness Fairy is never mean!  Blasphemy!  Don’t make me sic my Kittens of Truth and Kindness on you…

Mark:  You’ve lost. your. mind.

Lost my mind?  Or realized my purpose in life?

Happiness Fairy out.